Funny male dating profile ever

Published: 27.02.2017

Wish me luck, baby!! He brings to light his positive attributes and makes light of his quirky preferences. The studio version sounds neutered.

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On the other hand I do have some knowledge about female braintwists. I sent you an email Aaron. Definitely a worthwhile contest. You lose the ability to stuff it, but the payoff is evenly cooked breast and leg meat, since it winds up all being of roughly the same thickness. Hey, I just wanted to say thanks for all the advice here. Thanks for stepping up to your true calling. Gladiator, Fight Club, Braveheart, Anchorman!

So your saying a male model got more emails than you did with the same profile. New "Subreddit Of The Month": See how it works out. Don't forget using shitty overused references over and over like it's the greatest thing ever, like the in a van down by the river comment right below here.

What a punch in the fucking self-esteem.

Funniest dating profile ever

Dude, the point of a profile is to get a woman to reply to you only. My type of girl is beautiful and stylish in your mind at least, confidence goes a long way with me compassionate, intelligent, witty, giving, and friendly. People either like something a lot or hate it, and apparently online dating is no different.

All these people are wrong.

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